When you think of the greatest fashion disasters of all time, you think of Bjork's swan in the '90s, Cher's evil bird slash cage gown in the '80s and Barbara Streisand's see-through pajamas in the '60s. But 2010 could be the year of the biggest fashion train wrecks of all time!
This year was filled with more fashion faux pas than any of the aforementioned could rack up in a lifetime. Style missteps are an astounding feat these days when you consider that celebrities have an army of stylists, fashion designers panting for exposure and, one would think, a mirror or two.
Of course, at the top of the trashy heap is Lady Gaga and her meat dress she debuted at the MVA's. Aside from assaulting our senses and pushing animal cruelty in our face, she wants us to feel sorry for her because she feels like a piece of meat?
Venus Williams was another grand slam in the disaster department. She showed up to play at the French open in red and black lingerie. Kinda cute idea. Problem was the skin-tight shorts she wore under the getup were the same color as her flesh causing everybody to think they saw her butt cheeks.
Jennifer Lopez and Charlize Theron took home worst dressed honors at the Oscars. Lopez' doesn't need to add on any more curves to her bod as she did with miles of fabric. And Charlize Theron's dress made her chest look like headlights, even though the fabric was meant to evoke roses.
Rihanna, who looks gorgeous 99.9 percent of the time, wore a green winged onesie at the Echo Awards in Berlin that the blogs were comparing to Gumby by the time she walked off the red carpet.
Amber Rose, Kanye West's former girlfriend, made a series of missteps not the least of which was a gold hooded chain mail dress she wore during fashion week.
Ke$ha's has managed to confuse us with her style all year. Maybe that's because she doesn't know whether she wants to look like Lady Gaga, Courtney Love or Steve Tyler.
Speaking of Love, "What Courtney Wore Today" has to go down as the weirdest blog since Demi Moore snapped pictures of herself in a bikini and posted them on Twitter. Are celebs are becoming their own paparazzi?
My suspicion is most of these style disasters have been the result of celebrities going it alone. Our advice to celebs run amok? Hire stylists and publicists. There's a reason celebs before you have retained their services.
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